Just for a laughter during exam period

My friend, Josh show me this forum from low yat forum about random jokes and I just have to post this here for you all to read them. Trust me its funny!!!!

Why Singaporean Girls can't win Miss Universe title?


One of the main reasons why in recent years the Singapore Government
has always ensured that their Miss Universe representative were
of tertiary level education or higher was because of the following
incident which occurred not too many years ago.

It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the 3
finalists, Miss USA , Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore are being asked
3 simple questions:

MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting
with 'L'
Miss USA : Lamp
Miss Malaysia : Light bulb
Miss Singapore : LADIO
Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter 'L'

MC: I am going to give you 3 more chances; Now, name me an animalstarting
with the letter 'L'
Miss USA : Lion
Miss Malaysia : Leopard
Miss Singapore : LABBIT
Judge: No, no, no!

MC: Your next chance. The name of a famous car that starts with 'L'
Miss USA : Lexus
Miss Malaysia : Lamborghini
Miss Singapore : Lolls- Loyce
Judge: Oh my God!

MC: I am going to give you one last chance! Name me a fruit starting with
the letter 'L'
Miss USA : Lemon
Miss Malaysia : Lychee
Miss Singapore , with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN!!
(durian)

This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of
judges to determine if Miss Singapore should really be disqualified;
and they decided that since Miss Singapore was having so many problems
With the letter 'L', they decided to give her another chance.

Judge: OK, the final question is : Name me a human anatomy starting
with the letter 'L'
Miss USA : Lung (applause)
Miss Malaysia : Liver (even more applause)
Miss Singapore : L*N CI*U!!

The Judges fainted..!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHA
For some reasons, I'm not sure how true is this jokes are about Singaporean always use the letter "L" in every word.. oh well!!!

Gosh, my Singaporean friends are so going to kill me for posting this...
no offense's peeps!