2. Your boss ask you why are you late for a meeting when the meeting should start at 9am sharp. and the excuse that you usually give "chill la, we follow "malaysian" time what"
3. The price of Kopi O, teh tarik, milo ais and so on are increasing due to the increase of price of sugar and condense milk, you complaint but the price of a Starbucks coffee which cost approx RM 15, you willingly to buy - NO COMPLAINT
4. you are going to seat for your jpj driving test and your worried that you will fail. your friend will definately ask you this "wei, got bribe or not?" - Corruptions is everywhere these days
5. when you see "buatan Malaysia" you will say "yer,don't know good or not". but when you see "made in London", you will say "eh, this brand must be good"
6. When you call the customer deparment, they will put you on hold, then a person will entertain you for a while, then out you on hold again. In the end, you got fed up of it!
7. typical job in malaysia:
- the malays : business and the government sector, law maker
- the chinese: business, finance and accounting and anything to do with business la
- the indians: lawyer, doctor and engineer
8. Every year on the 30th April, you are one of the people below queuing up last minute to submit your tax return at the IRB.
9. Every year also when the saman bill come to your mailbox, you will say "aiyak,wait till the police have discount for saman".
10. -you attend illegal rally - masuk ISA
- you critic something hard on sensitive issues - charge with sedition act
- you involve in corruption - ACA investigate you
- you drive fast - pay saman!
- you park illegally - pay saman!
- your not satisfied with the law - protest in front of the parliament
- your being accused on something - see you in court.
ohwell, thats what happen after 51th of independence in Malaysia and we still called ourselves TRANSPARENT and democracy Malaysian..haha....
Happy 51th Merdeka, people!
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